/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>home alone as kid
>decide to cook pizza in the oven for the first time since it tastes better
>oven is shitty and you have to light it manually
>Saw my mom do it plenty of times, and my dad explained how as well
>light match, turn on gas, put match near hole to light it
>doesn't light
>try again
>doesn't light
>try again
>didn't turn off gas the whole time I'm doing this
>put match near oven again
>large fireball and 'womph' sound
>knocked back
>freak the fuck out for a few moments
>realize nothing is on fire
>turn off gas
>don't eat pizza
>have singed hair and eyebrows for a while after
>refuse to use the oven for a while after that