/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Grocery stores somehow attract an obscene amount of brain dead assholes. I worked retail for a year and saw plenty of idiots who never bothered reading the signs on the aisles, or bothered being polite in any way whatsoever. My favorites were the nig nog moms who were on their phone and asking me where the kool aid was then getting pissed when I couldn't understand them. As a customer I love to keep an extra eye out for people being dicks and calling them out on it.

>at checkout in line
>lady in front with like five items, clerk and customer exchanging small talk
>old faggot behind me "Why can't people just hurry the hell up?"
>"Be patient dude, five minutes won't kill you."
>Take as long as I possibly can checking out my basket full of items.

>mfw