/ck/ - Food & Cooking

If you find yourself constantly thinking about dicks, you may be a fag.

>>19836388
>hey gurl, i'm gonna pick up some sausage bagel sandwiches and mt dew from mcdonald's and then browse 4chan for 9 hours before jerking off, throwing a digiorno's in the air fryer, cracking open a steelie and popov, and then playing with my 401k figurines while watching my favorite genshin impact streamer
>u wanna come over? it could be fun

>>19739577
>AAIEEEEE is that meat and veggies over rice I'm going insaaaaaanneeee
This, but unironically.

>>19682589
>people carrying toblerones are more likely to get upgraded seats because it's a sign that they're on vacation, and probably bringing something back for a friend or loved one, and just generally a nice person having a rare vacation they probably saved up for and may never do again
>BUT I SHOVE THE CHOCALATE BAR DOWN MY THROAT WHEN I WALK TO THE AIRPLANE AND THEN SCREAM ABOUT JEWS WHEN THEY TREAT ME LIKE A COACH PASSENGER!!
>I'M BEING DISCRIMINATED!!!

>>19625243
It sounds like OP got invited to his first ever "party" and when he asked if he should bring anything they didn't want to leave anything too important in his hands, so told him to bring the salt. Now he's freaking out about it because he's an autistic shut-in.

Crinkle cut fries are fucking disgusting but liver pate is amazing.