/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I stick these on shoplifters when they don't notice.

>Be bored, shopping at a Fred Meyer.
>Customer service is eh.
>Notice a stack of freight sitting unattended, which is odd.
>Walk around to it and in passing see five sheets of pic related.
>Pocket that shit and pay for my food.
>Head to the door sweating bullets.
>Those security things are so going to go off.
>They do.
>Freeze and look at the cashier.
>She just waves me away.
>Now own a bunch of fun.