/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Stop buying liquor on Saturdays.
Stop screaming at us not wearing masks.
Stop screaming at us for wearing masks.
Stop saying we're "phonies" because we don't know how to make every cocktail you think up by heart.
Stop wasting your money on Patron.
Stop asking for Crown Peach.
Stop thinking Blanton's actually exists.
Stop being surprised we call the cops when your little bastard child smashes three bottles and you try to blame the black person that just walked in.
Stop asking for swishers
Stop trying to steal money out of the tip jar you're not sneaky.

Keep buying liquor on Tuesdays.
Keep wasting all your money on lottery.
Keep spending $50 on Patron when it's not even worth $15.
Keep chasing Blanton's and pestering me every day about it, accusing me of hiding it in the back despite me telling you when to be here for a shot at it.
Keep trying to steal money from the tip jar to pay for your Crown Russe
Keep trying to buy without ID and calling me a fascist when I ask you for proof you aren't 15 like you look.
Keep talking on your phone while telling me what drink you want and pretending it's my fault you said the wrong thing because you're distracted.
Keep trying to bargain with me for a discount despite my telling you we are a state agency and cannot give discounts.
Keep asking for Bacardi Oakheart.