/ck/ - Food & Cooking

American recipes for homemade food

>buy pre-cooked kraft this
>add easy bake™ that
>mix with microwaveable cooking mix
>add half a gallon of corn syrup
>add a cancerous additive banned in 197 countries
>put in a microwave until everything dissolves into a uniform gelatinous mess

Nothing is perfect without a thick layer of ground beef and cheese though OP.

>>10937903
>>tfw boss won’t let me have a lunch break
thank G-d! socialism averted

>>10708817
About as common as ordering a family size pizza for yourself, so very common.

>not putting a thin slice of butter on the inside of the patty to create more burger juice
>not seasoning your burger with Montreal Steak and onion powder
I shig, I dig.

>>10231321
G-d bless gapitalism :-DDD

>painting your eggs white

>>10135351
thenk you for your zerbis :-DDDD

>Slip on wet patch in the kitchen
>OH SHIT IMMA BOUT TO DROP AN IMPORTANT CAKE
>Shout FUGGING BENIS, because boss's kids are present and I was trying not to swear
>Recover balance, all is well but boss is giving me a "the fuck you say?" look
>Realise I browse 4chan too much
>Awkwardly apologise, but chef still looks at me funny from time to time
You guys ever have an awkward moment in the kitchen? Tell me your stories, so I can feel less autistic about myself

>employee-owned
Oh my G-d, that sounds like gommunism!

>>6474972
It says to pick the burger then only shows chicken sandwich :(
When I made a thread to complain I got b& ;_;

PLs selekt all da berger :DDDD
Ha ! Chikin sanich is now berger :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>4819390
All dat sodium
all dem calories

>>4796398
i'm okay with carbs as long as i don't consume too many
and thanks for the idea

would cream sauce with blue cheese, parmesan and minced beef along with some steamed/roasted broccoli on the plate taste generally nice?
personally i love the taste of blue cheese

Hello /ck/ I haven't done a thread in a while so please excuse my informality . I've got some frozen burger patties sitting in my freezer and a crapton of mexican spices and I was wondering if I could get some recommendations on what to mix into the patties to make them not so bland. Yes I know I'm a newfag and I'm gonna get harpooned for posting this

>>4624325

>>4616472

>sorry you family wasn't smart as my ancestors

>americans
>smart

Quick question:
How long can raw beef and chicken breast meat stay out of refrigerator before going bad, in 67F?

>>4465919

>gourmet burgers

its a fucking hamburger god damn it it takes 10 minutes to make

>but its got guacamole and an egg on it!

who fuckin cares

I saw a documentary about american burgers once, the butterburger made me sick. Then I made them myself, yesterday and today. Tastes amazing. Like the best food ever, and you can't add too much butter.

>>4415437

i am in a mood for a burger
i dont have a grill around, the shops will only have ground meat of dubious contents and quality, and i will have to use a pan

i still do want a burger though

any interesting tips to make the suspicious blend of ground meat (tm) mucho bettero?
also i remember when i used a pan the patties went all shitty and shrunk, how to prevent that

I just got home from back breaking load of garage work and i'm hungry as hell, recommend me some easy but delicious dinner please ( it's 20pm here) i will go out shopping in about 20 mins