/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>going to taco bell and getting anything other than the $5 cravings box with crunchwrap supreme, 5-layer burrito, cinnamon twists, and baja blast

>buy a beer at catered Christmas party last night
if you go to a party with a cash bar and you want to drink, then you bring your own alcohol.

>>17670765
>rent new apartment
>buy cheap kitchen

>>15048595

>>13473455
>spreading on the salted side
>not spreading on the unsalted side so that the salted side goes directly on your tongue for a kick of flavor

>>13254009
how is it that only the lumberjack and ultramutt get it right? 90% of that is pathetic, from tryhardfail to numale to wtf are you doing

I'm scared bros. Is our future really down to just the lumberjacks with enough test to overpower the soy poisons and the half-brown women in glasses?

>marinating a steak

>>11504773
based and redpilled OP. the irony is almost poetic

>>10638199
>sesame oil

why

>>10218367

>>8638974
Im black and not a single person in my family has ever added sugar to sphagetti. What in the fuck was this man thinking

>>7736346

>>7004668
holy kek

>few years back
>in college
>have a buddy going to culinary school
>dude is a great cook; food is fucking dank
>he has this gf
>she won't eat anything he makes
>"I don't like chiiiiiiiiicken"
>"I don't like riiiiiiiiiiiiiice"
>"I don't like anyyyythiiiiiiiiing"
>I talk to her one day and ask her what she fucking DOES like
>she basically won't eat anything other than Kraft Dinner (we're Canadian if it isn't obvious now)
>pretty much won't drink anything other than coffee/juice/pop
>wonders why she can barely sleep, can barely list things over 10lbs, and is always tired
>mfw

>Cooked pizza crust
>Apple sauce
>cinnamon
>Carrots
>Apples
Okay, sounding good.

>White chocolate
wat

>Milk chocolate
Stop.

>Peanut butter
Fuck.

>Nutella
Jebus Crisco.

>Bacon

>>5621652
>growing beefsteaks

>>5600603
>mayonnaise and peanut butter

>>5531034
>wasting anything