/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Disgusting.

I'd be pretty spiteful too if I couldn't stay hard in a threesome, no matter if the third was a guy or girl. If it was a girl then you've got some bigger issues than this cake. If it was a guy then congrats on being a pussy while your buddy took responsibility for his role as a man as well as making up for your impotence.

You need to quit baking right now you puss. Go out and bang three women ASAP. It will take at least three until you even begin to start redeeming your manhood.

>>3820089
fucking EPIC AWESOME!!!! tomorrow i'm gonna knock taht punk ass skateboarder down and call security on his punk as and ima lift that skateboard like its FUKKEN MINE> and on lunch break ima do this awesome gainz routine in the breakroom. i can't bring weights to work but i'm gonna use some cases of scented candles to JACK MY QUADZ up ta GAINZ!!! i don't even give a fuck anymore, ima fill my camelback w chocolate milk and fill my lunchbox w roast beef wrapped in beef jerky. ima get me some creatine and use it like salt all over mah epic lunch meatz.

>>3729764
So be it. My dates will be cheaper and tastier.