/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12345897
Huh?

>>12342685
I fucking hate faggots that think every sentence should be finished with a fuckload of ellipses.

>>8212821
eigelijk niet, nee.

So, we have a lot of issues with food allergies/sensitivities/picky people at my work. I personally am confident that our giant buckets of Hellman's Mayonaise do not contain dairy. Dairy is not listed in the ingredients and as far as I know mayo is just fat and eggs.

How do I tell my coworkers to stop prissing about and put the aioli on our shit for lactose intolerant customers?

>>6577604
>corn and rice macaroni

>>6199587
>Hellman is a Jewish name

>>5754787
>Hunts

>>5708798
HYPERVENTILATING

>>5665169

Greetings /ck/. I have a question aimed mostly for people that have been browsing the board for a long time.
I like cooking and I love eating, but the problem is, whenever I get in here and see all these delicious looking shit I fucking salivate and get really hungry. Which would have been sort of okay normally, but I'm bulimic. So yeah.
So the actual question is: if I browse /ck/ for a long time, will I eventually get used to these hunger-inducing pictures, or should I just get the fuck out now that I have the chance?

>>5407001
>they're pickled in lye

You guys and the Scandinavians are the worst, why the fuck would you think that's a good idea?

ok this isn't a troll
I just got kicked out of parent's house and have been living on my own for a week
I haven't really eaten anything other than ramen, which is the only thing I know how to cook

is there a quick read cooking guide out there to help me learn how to use a furnace? like the temperature and shit, that's confusing. I also would like to learn how to cook chicken and meat, I have no idea what to do for those. I think I'm going to die soon from not having enough proteins on my food. help me.

>>5037526

>>4786123

Not to mention being fat and especially obese is very unhealthy.

I've been to one of his restaurants and it was pretty damn good, which I'm sure is more than most of the people here saying he's a terrible chef and can't come up with dishes. I don't care if he plays a mean guy on TV for cash or pushes shitty walmart steak for a buck. It's not like he's going to be cooking with it.

I wonder just how much cash he got from wally world to do that.

He's also got a kids show that starts soon, Masterchef Junior.

>>4647577

Yo! Hearts and dogs, where's my challenge thread at?? What's the hubbub, bub?

>>4432996
>raw onions on anything
>ESPECIALLY on burgers

I am the beer buyer for a store and had a customer come in looking for this. As soon as she said the name I told her we didn't carry it and never wood. Dressed up miller swill...

I only grudgingly brought in the goose island 12pk ipa because it's on sale for the region. But after bud bought them I ceased to bring any more in.

It annoys me how the macros are just slapping lipstick on their pigs to try and get some of the micro market, they also still try and move it at the micro price point.

If you like this stuff you should unfuck yourself and find a local orchard, they likely produce a hard cider which even if poorly done is miles beyond this stuff.

>Olive Oil
>Garlic
>Onions
>Mushrooms
>Tomatoes
>Bread
= Soup?

Any advice?

Oh lord, I had a roommate in college who worked at Pizza Hut. Needless to say, I haven't eaten Pizza Hut since then. First off, he brought home pizza every single day. That got old quick. Then, there was the cleanliness factor. The stories he told.....oh god. He had to take his shoes off outside before he came in the house, because his shoes would always have a shitload of cheese and toppings stuck to them. I always remember that...ugh. There was a girl that worked there too, who they called the Pizza Slut, because she slept with everyone working. Even..um, during their shifts.

Let's have a regret thread.
What are some of the most depraved things you have concocted just to fill your belly, usually at a lack of resources?

I've done way worse, but I just had a peanut-butter and applesauce sandwich, with way too much cinnamon in it.
I mean, it did its job in that it was filling as fuck but holy shit don't do this.

>>4103899

>friend wants to go to new chinese place
>eh, whatever
>get fried scallops in teriyaki sauce
>wake up at five am with agonizing stomach pain and proceed to vomit/retch non-stop for 3 hours
>drive home when my stomach finally decides to give up expelling all its bile
>avoid chinese places for a year afterwards

Those taco bell lunchables.