/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>7461496
>chilling out in cuckshed
>hear pounding sound coming from inside house
>a few minutes later, the wife and Jamal come out
>wife says that because I've been such a good creampie cleaner this week, she's going to order me a pizza
>get so excited I almost knock over my life-size Karl Marx statue, which I proudly handcrafted out of cum
>30 minutes later, gender-neutral pizzaperson arrives
>open box
>see this
>mfw
för helvete

>$9 for a fucking lobster roll
Holy fuck really? I went to Boston last year, went to some little fish shack type place, got two amazing lobster rolls and some fries and 2 beers for less than $20. Pretty much what >>6594025 described. Toasted bun, one was a cold lobster with a small amount of mayo and celery seed, the other was warm lobster with butter.
The place also sold live lobsters for like $7/lb.

>tfw I live in Michigan and lobster here is like $12-$14/lb
>even if any restaurant around here had a lobster roll it'd probably actually be $9