/ck/ - Food & Cooking

why are there so many mtg posters lurking on /ck/

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>>16123852
not as cool i'm afraid. pastafags trying as hard to be as gay as pasta itself. can't cook pasta in a jar that will let it last foever, can you? you faggots knew what i meant.

>>15680065
OP goes to Italy to sample the local 'pene'.

>meal prepping
>make mashed sweet potato, chicken thighs
>decide to use up a pound of asparagus that has been sitting in my fridge for a few days
>portion up meals, have the first one
>ate quarter pound of roasted asparagus total
>can't stop pissing, it's been like 8 times in the past 5 hours
>it smells of asparagus
>fire up Google, learn asparagus is diuretic
>fart
>smells of asparagus
>mfw I have 3 more portions in the fridge

I am in asparagus hell, is this Asperger's? Does /ck/have any personal meal prep horror stories?

>>14033392
ywn have a petite Asian racist gf cook heavenly meals for you.

I bought a bag and honestly didn't notice the difference on burgers or steaks.

You don't know poverty until you're making your meals around saltine crackers and individual packs of condiments that you stole from mcdonalds.