/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16475005

>>11221974
that would be.... pretty juicy

>it's an aquired fetish

>>9147902
Continue...

>>7732347
if you have to ask, then... yes, some of his stuff does turn out pretty good, but not really worth sifting through his catalogue to find

>>7732370
get fucked you malcontent

>>7701075

>>7247665
Was literally just thinking about that, will do.

>>7209816
Calling that number on there leads you to Jack's answering machine, I wonder if he answers it himself during business hours.

>>7189752

>>7169601
Jack scalfani must have been manning the grill today at chipotle.

>>7029660

>>7004776
>I am a basic bitch

>be Ja/ck/
>Jack Jr. has been acting strange lately
>in the mornings he neglects to pour a cup of cold salsa on his bag-omelette
>wants to eat his chicken well done instead of BEAUTIFUL and JUICY
>he's getting to that age, think he might be using drugs like his older brother did
>search his room while he's in school
>knew it
>find a bag of suspicious green substance under his bed
>don't recognize it but doesn't look like weed, can't recognize the smell either
>look it up online
>it's fucking fresh parsley
>fucker's been smuggling fresh herbs into the house
>confront him once he comes home
>strangle him as I scream that the only seasonings in my house will be dried herbs and The Best Sauces(tm)
>as his consciousness is slipping he manages to speak
>"dad, I want to be a real chef"

what do

>>6990439
Get beat by your wife, beat your pot smoking kid, find jebus, get married again, start shitty cooking show, move to tennessee, continue shitty cooking show, ???

Actually that will not get you a gf, that will turn you into a cuck

>>6977814
>>6977859

You'd be right

>>6970559

Top cu/ck/, m80

The King actually watches Pepin: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNNUxszJBdM

Yet he still doesn't know how to chop food efficiently, cook meats thoroughly, season effectively, etc. I think he just listens for the noise and ignores what Pepin is actually communicating. That or Ja/ck/ is just too stupid to understand.

We need to prank jack somehow, or at least a Tennessee anon should go find jack and take pics of his calves

>>6960882
It was probably a Grape™ by Monsanto

>>6955949
Like less of a cuck?