/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>be lil' 8 or 9 y/o tismo fucking around with my lego helicopter
>mom and her friend bring out some deviled eggs they made
>having the appetite of a small child, eat a metric shitload of said eggs
>something feels wrong for the rest of the day, lose interest in lego helicopter. start getting sulfur burps
the details start to get blurry, not sure if it was my food poisoning induced fugue or the fact that this was a decade ago.
>hours later
>wake up in the middle of the night, standing at the top of the stairs
>call my mom over for some reason
>she turns the corner just in time to see me vomit enough to absolutely ruin every single stair
>mom starts crying
>i start crying
>sister throws up in the other room, starts crying
i was forced to sleep in the bathroom and i kept fading in and out of consciousness at completely random hours for the next couple days. the smell of deviled eggs is enough to make me gag nowadays, but i can eat eggs just fine otherwise. think it was rancid mayo or some shit.
honorable mention: oatmeal from my high school. literally just tasted like watery paper paste, which surprised me because the food was otherwise pretty good most of the time