/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14549645
FAGGOT
>>14549627
FAGGOT
>>14549527
FAGGOT

>>14487732
honestly, stop posting this FAGGOT
this isnt reddit NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THIS FUCKING DICK SUCKING FAGGOT

>>14461896
the only thing bigger than this fucking soylent faggot is the viewer

>>14447007
oh hai there daddy are you hungry?

>>14438082
OH YEAH STATE FOODS?!?!?!?! LE SIGN ME THE FUCK UP
LETS BREAK IT DOWN EVEN FURTHER...LETS GO CITY BY CITY, THEN WELL BREAK IT DOWN TO INDIVIDUAL NEIGHBORHOODS AND FINALLY A STREET BY STREET POSTING OF EVERY SINGLE RESTAURANT, EATERY, GROCERY, OR FUCKING FARM STAND IN THE US OF TRUMP.

>>14302600
>>14302605
>>14302571
cont.

>I finished the meatloaf mixture and it was time to throw it into the oven. I grabbed my favorite airbake cookie sheet (no cripsy bottoms for me this time!) and i fashioned the meatloaf into a phallus, drizzled a little sour creme aioli on the delicious, meaty tip and salivated as i opened the oven door.

>"wow your meatloaf is gayer than you are faggot"

>"thats two," i calmly said. see i knew my son was testing his bounds, he was about that age—the right age to experiment. little did he know that i smelled a different odor on my favorite dragon dildo—the one i use to exercise my ass muscles with—a distinct odor of cumin, an ingredient in his favorite dish, jamaican jerk chicken etouffee—so i knew he had been pegging his own asshole with my very own ass-sexcerciser, so i knew he was curious. i placed the meatloaf, tip facing forward into the oven and quickly spun around to retort

>"so, i know you love to eat sausage stuffing at thanksgiving, is there any other time you enjoy sausage stuffing?" i quizzed him as my hands entered my pants to feel my ever-increasingly turgid penis. his look said it all to me, you could see sweat building on his forehead like he was topping a transvestite hooker in an interstate rest stop bathroom.

>"dad-2 let me explain--" No need to explain, i said, as i cut him off gently applying my finger to his lips, i understand perfectly. his flopsweat and red cheeks said he was embarrassed but the diamond-hard cock between his legs, now pulsing with every quick heartbeat, told a different story.

>>14302616
based

>>14282900
>hate Babish right from the start
if you dont instinctively want to demolish the face of this soylent negative-T-level fronthole licking living meme of a bitch faggot then youre an even bigger faggot yourself

>>14212374
>Why does this board hate him?
he is the embodiment of soy.
>bald because scared of hairline
>still has soybeard to signal low-t beta status

>>14073514
>pic related
also fuck off
>>14073522
based
>>14073533
youre such a fucking faggot kys immed

>>13619161
more like FISTING WITH FAGGISH

>>13505898
the jizz babitch

>>13486484