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>>20262731
>Do you drive a Model T?

No. My my main “whip” is a 2020 Lincoln Continental.

I make big money, I drive big cars.

I often eat while I drive.

Everybody know me, it's like I'm a movie star.

But late at night, somethin’ ain't right.

I feel I'm being tailed by the same sucker's head lights.

Is it that fool that I ran off the block?

Or is it that nigga last week that I shot?

Or is it the one I beat for five thousand dollars?

He thought he had 'caine but it was gold medal flour.

Reach under my seat, grabbed my popper for the suckers!

Ain't no use to be lying, I was scareder than a motherfucker!

But they're laughing at my cheeseburger and Milkshake so thick!

If it's going down let's get this shit over with.

Here they come, just like I figured.

I got my hand on the motherfucking trigger. (Also my other hand on my burger)

What I saw'll would make your ass start giggling.

Three white, crippled, and crazy senior citizens.

I live by the sword. (And by the burger)

I take my boys everywhere I go,
Because I'm paranoid.

I keep looking over my shoulder and peeping around corners.

My burger playin’ tricks on me!