/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>4306320
I think I just got trolled, if not...god help us all

>>4124579
Trust me, it may not seem like it, but people are always looking at your shit on here. Please don't be paranoid about that. It's just slow. People will see it later too. Keep posting, I'm watching.

>>4072832
I don't have buttermilk. Is there a reasonable substitute? I've been wondering this for a while too because I've run into quite a few recipes that call for buttermilk, but it usually isn't something I think to buy at the store.

>order a pizza
>accidentally order it one minute before they close, causing everyone to have to stay late to make my dumb pizza
>browsing 4chan
>see a picture of dick cheese (smegma)
>get pizza, apologize to the delivery guy and give him a nice tip
>start to eat pizza
>keep thinking about dick cheese in my pizza
>cant eat it

There wasnt anything wrong with the pizza, it was essentially my own guilt forcing me to think about all the terrible things they did to that pizza.