/ck/ - Food & Cooking

why is chinese takeout so delicious?

Oh man I have a million of my drunk ass mom


>Be at Texas Roadhouse
>She orders that huge fucking margarita
>Im 10 and my dad never drank a day in his life
>Order comes
>She reaches over and touches our steaks and tries our sides
>Hellfire rains
>Calls waitress over
>this poor young girl
>"IS THIS WHAT YOU FUCKING CALL FOOD I WORKED IN A FIVE STAR RESTAURANT IN FORT LAUDERDALE GET YOUR MANAGER HERE NOW"
>She was a waitress too
>Has literally no idea how to cook
>I got my steak rare, just like my pops
>"LOOK AT THIS FUCKING STEAK ITS RAW"
>Storms out
>Slips on peanut shells
>My father and I continue eating
>She comes back in
>"WHAT YOURE NOT COMING WITH"
>nope.jpg
>"FINE I'LL WALK HOME"
>We finish our dinner in peace
>Come out and shes crying on the side walk calling us traitors
>mfw

>>6955547
>420 BRAISE IT