/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Riddle me this al/ck/ - what is your preferred spirit of choice?

>in anglosphere rum is associated with hard as nails navy men and is considered a drink for hard men
>vodka is the realm of drunken russians and those seeking to become an alcoholic
>tequila is for youngsters acting like theyu know their shit and far too many tequila slammers
>Gin is the realm of middle aged hardened alcholics going through a divorce
>whiskey is either for the refined gentlemen or those seeking to kill themselves while listening to jonny cash albums

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