/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Grandma put cottage cheese in her pancakes. Grandma wasn't quite all there.

>>4658082
Yes, by all means stuff yourself silly so you can "get your money's worth" even though you aren't paying.
Foundering yourself to the point of discomfort is the only way to achieve value.
You should definitely do whatever you can to stretch your stomach and be able to really put it away when you visit the meat house this weekend.
You must take full advantage of this incredible offer, and in order to do so, may have to train yourself to either shit to make more room, or maybe vomit up a full belly so you may start again.
It's advisable to get there as soon as the dinner service starts, so that you may keep the table for several hours if need be, and digest and eat and digest and eat, until you've satisfied yourself.
Perhaps by smoking some marijuana, you'll also help increase your appetite. You may get "the munchies", which will aid in your meat gorging session.
Do not eat bread, salad, pasta, vegetables, or side dishes of any kind. These items are almost worthless. The real point here is to keep out all of the filler. Meat should be taking up the precious stomach space; it and it alone is the purpose of this trip.
Drink as little water as possible, it's another way to waste what should be room for meat.

Is there anyone reading this thread that will admit to being one of these food-thieving assholes? Rationalize it, make excuses, I just once want someone to say "Hey, I'm the guy that chows down on someone's entire unopened _____ without apology."

Just once I'd like to see that. It's anonymous, people admit to not tipping, why not this?

>>4086878
"spagooter"?

Get the fuck out of here.

>>3989258
No it isn't. Flagged as inappropriate.