/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9865155
>this whole fucking thread
>mfw I consistently lick my fingers, talk with my mouth full, eat stuff that requires silverware with my bare hands, drink alcohol and other beverages directly from the communal bottle. double dip, scrape my silverware on the plate, hold my knife with a fist when I cut meat, slurp soup, slurp empty beverages with a straw, put my elbows on the table, sit in weird positions, don't wash my hands after taking a piss, burp openly, and sneeze/cough at the table (though I put my face in my arm to do that) AND NOBODY HAS EVER CALLED ME OUT ON ANY OF THIS

Also if a dog gets too close to me at the table begging, I'll gently push it away with my foot. ONCE some dogfucker got mad at me for doing that, I have no idea why. Animals begging for food at the table is fucking annoying, train those damn things.

t. Beastmaster

> salt to taste
> don't taste it
Who gon stop me