/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20360758
I hope God makes this same face when he throws her in the Lake of Fire for eternity

>>18377780

I'm judging you.

>Food & Cooking
>only sloppa and fast food

>>18242854
>On the paprika?

>>18133007

What a goddamn retarted thread. How old are you people?

>>16595454
Where did you get that lid?

>you are known in the family as the 'funny' drunk because you fall into shit and make impulsive decisions
>every uncle and aunt tries to get you absolutely hammered the minute you walk in the door so you can be goofy and they can laugh at you trying to jump from the roof to the pool only to trip and slide onto the deck taking the gutter with you
>One uncle and cousins always want to do shots with you so they can suggest poker and hustle you out of all your cash
>end up at the corner of the yard with the young kids puking the turkey out every Thanksgiving
>that one cousin that was one of the young kids once and grew up suggesting AA as it breaks his heart to see this at every family function
>Dad suggesting I shotgun a Budweiser with him after my stomach is empty because he wants to feel popular too
>can't say no or he gets upset that I don't want to be seen partying with him
>Mom berating me on the ride back to their place for drinking so much I'm barely conscious

>>13708943
Is that s man in drag on the far right?

>>13662308
Cisco wine and Olde English arent niche small batch anon and tou better have my stuff or I'll smash shit on my way out so you have something to clean up wagie

>>13384098
>enter japanese restaurant
>realize it's a japanese restaurant and if I wanted to eat raw food I might as well go back home and eat directly from the fridge
>do a 360 and walk away

so, I always thought the Michelin stars were a reflection of the quality of the food and skills of the chef, but it turns out it's about people served and prices of the food? I guess McDonalds has more Michelin stars than any other food place

How do I cook food