/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Me and my best friend worked at a bagel shop in Highschool and this is one we still laugh about.

>junior year
>GM of bagel shop was hardly ever there so we often worked alone, just me and my B
>we have this mutual friend who's life has gone to shit.
>Family kicked her out, boyfriend dumped her, literally sucking her drug dealer's dick for a bed to sleep in
>she comes into the bagel shop in the afternoons to beg for free food
>we always do cause we felt bad for her
>months later, bestie tells us both she's knocked up at 17 and asks not to tell anyone
>Days later classmate asks me about besties baby and tells me mutual friend told her
>tell bestie and we make a plan
>that day mutual "friend" comes in begging for food
>we agree to give her food
>Make a ham and egg bagel sandwich for her
>bestie pisses in the liquid eggs she used for her sandwich
>I scrubbed the toilet rim with her bagel, stuffed a few slices of ham between my ass cheeks and farther on it
>serve her sandwich
>she says it's the best sandwich yet


Fuck you Brandy, you fat dyke looking slut cunt.

Did it feel gay?