/ck/ - Food & Cooking

OP here, another quick story regarding the entering my room thing:

>large roommate has this guy at work she really wants to date/fuck her (he already has a girlfriend, she doesn't care)
>her work is having some sort of holiday thing at a local restaurant
>semi-formal
>says she has no nice clothes, asks to borrow something to wear (wat)
>tell her no, there's no way in hell anything of mine would fit her without ruining/stretching all to shit
>she pouts and goes back to her room
>I go to work and think nothing of it
>when I return she is at the party and I notice my closet is open (I know it was closed)
>oh boy
>wait for her to get back to catch her stuffed into my clothes
>sure enough when she does return I catch her trying to sneak back into her room wearing one of my green dresses.
>it is of course stretched at the seams and ruined. She looked like a trash bag of mayo shoved into a green sock
>she has makeup flowing down her face like she had been crying, so I ask her what's up
>the guy shot her right the fuck down and threatened to get her fired for sexual harassment if she ever talks to him about anything but work ever again
>she wouldn't tell me what she did to get that reaction
>tell her to just keep the ruined dress and don't touch my shit again (of course she does anyway)
>she tries to claim it was hers in the first place

Insufferable cow.

Fuck celery, onions, and raw tomatoes (though is that a fruit?). I'll eat virtually any other vegetable, though.