/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>Work with big data
>Spent the last 3 days trying to merge data from 46 different systems going back 36 years
>God had it easier when he programmed the universe in brainfuck
>Can't drink all week, need brain cells to function during the day
>It's finally fucking friday
>Been home 15 minutes, already downed 200ml of vodka already

What jobs can you be drunk at yet still do successfully?

all i do all day is cook, eat and browse 4chan
what do you guys do when you arent cooking?

started eating sugar free hard candy after every meal, the ones that still have some calories (like 40 per package of ten so its nothing) because i cant stand the taste of the others
>eat like 4 or 5 pices of candy
>takes me like 20 minutes
>only about 20 calories
>saves me from eating 600 calories in desert
they have been good to me, better than that tough flavorless sugar free gum

>learn how to cook to lose weight
>end up making the same food i order just twice the size for 1/3 the price
welp