/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13272537
>be me
>driving in rural Maine
>pickup in front of me has pallet of Natty Daddy's in it's bed
>Daddy's are sliding around in the bed
>slide into the gate and knock it open
>a dozen cases of Natural Dadural fall onto the road
>itsrainingdaddys.mp3
>cases break open and cover the road in the red and blue cans
>time slows down
>swerve to avoid each can as if it's a blow from an alcoholic father
>make it home safe
>crack open a cold one