/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20621246
>A literal Dynasty Warriors weapon.

>>20309934
Unfortunately she doesn't exist because I hate women. I should call her.

>>20290151
they are mass processed on a production line. just like frozen za's or any frozen french fry. some manufacturer is not placing pepperonis on a frozen za or shaping hashbrowns. food suppliers have gotten very efficient

>Let's try some almond milk for once
>the thinnest wateriest milk with almost no flavor
>pour the rest out after having one chug

The white cheddar are the only good ones. Why the fuck did they bother with other garbage flavors if white cheddar is the only one that it pairs decently well with?

i used to do private security on some mcdolands near the border
a bunch of homeless people just drag their fucking carts and trashbags around just to use the restrooms

i really dont understand why they bother with that place
its probably used to launder money because i dont even think people would buy food on shitty places like it

>>14624950
>bay leaf garnish

>>14599317
>>14599328

jesus christ

I was gonna criticize everything but cooking in the fireplace took me so off guard I completely lost it
He hasnt lost his mind, this is peak comedy

oh please
the reason you tryhard your food at home is because you just wish you had a wife to enjoy

the best food in the world isnt going to get you laid if you have a personality of an incel you faggot

>>13433579
yep, dude has been an accomplished artist for marvel for years now and yet he somehow still adopts a victimhood complex

im definitely convinced you'll eventually subscribe to that kind of mentality when you live most of your live in san francisco

>>13219324
government housing would mean shes at least high functioning right?
theyre not restrained on a padded room or being watched by medical professionals to be protected from themselves

she clearly has capability to follow directions and travel to certain locations to buy ingredients and also maybe to visit some kind of wellfare govt office

but despite everything else, she cant seem to cook normally

>>13213331
>"hurr durr i know youre born a midget but you could just like, uhmm stop being so rude!"
here we go with mister reddit fedoratard psychology expert over here assuming midgets are born with a napoleon complex

this is the very reason why they act like assholes to everyone else is because dumb niggers like you think they act like retards by default

>>12678365
>>12678372
>Not owning a bidet

>>12167426
>a guys getting beaten right next to his car
>"This is getting me kind of angry"
>proceeds with Angry WHOPPER® review

>>11080130
Spanish men are by far the manliest men in all of Europe

>faggot Frenchman detected