/ck/ - Food & Cooking

What happened to normal food? When we were growing up it was ok to like hamburgers and pizza and stuff like that, now it's food trucks this, artisanal that, oh and don't get me started about spicy food. If you don't pretend to like it the woke mob will get you fired from your job.

My 25th birthday is coming up this month and I am going to have a steak and potatoes, not squid guts in vegan sauce and covered with overwhelming spices, sorry not sorry!

>>9960132
>>Westerners complaining left and right that the heat is too intense and the food is "inedible"

either that or it "gives me explosive liquid volcano shits'. basically anything stronger than 1 teaspoon bleached flour simmered in a cup of distilled water for an hour gives these people explosive diarrhea

>>5666810
>hot girls
All I see are geriatric tourists these days where I work

>>5353170

Everything gives you the shits though. You should consult a doctor instead of expecting strangers to know your medical history and adjust their restaurant menus to accommodate your personal problems.

>>5026100

Food doesn't go through the digestive tract that quickly.

Also, see a doctor.

>>4516312
Everything causes diarrhea on /ck/

I have to use a specially formulated diet made by modern agricultural food scientists because I was raised to be a picky eater by bad parents and eating anything except chicken fingers dredged in roundup ready soy batter makes me extremely sick.

>>4226076

This.

>>4184343

Did it ever occur to you that you have a medical problem?

>>4137053

I'm going to post this every day until you like it.

>>4131575

>>4111711

Right not ordinary food. Just most food.

>>4051412

> tried to force myself to eat one recently and ended up puking it all over a parking lot about 45seconds later. It's really that bad.

You might want to see a doctor about that.

> buy raw mexican chorizo which needs cooking and doesn't last more than a few days
> eat it like dried spanish chorizo which doesn't and keeps for months
> complain about explosive volcano shits

protip: you ate lymph nodes

>>3711507

I am slowly working through this image and replacing the original troll words with actual /ck/ content

whoever finishes it gets the booby prize