/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5092078
>she plowed through ten rolls out of a twelve pack in five days
How? What?

Does she need to wrap half a roll around her wipin' stick just to reach or something?

>never cleans counters
>never sweeps floor
>never mops
>makes a mess
>leaves it
>i start cleaning up the kitchen
>he walks in
>"whats up man?"
>nothing much, just cleaning up
>"yeah it was starting to look like shit around here"
>mfw

>>3804321
>yfw the COs are dumber than the incarcerated

>tfw crack an egg into the frying pan
>tfw a big black goop falls out
>tfw it smells like death itself
>tfw it's still on the stove, in the pan right now
>tfw I'm too scared to go back into the kitchen