/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Story of my life.

Work at a hospital pharmacy, think: "hey, it's a medical establishment, everyone's healthy. Right?

>22 year old skinny fat man child
>literally a hypochondriac, can't eat dairy cause lactose intolerance, can't eat coconuts just because, doesn't drink soda because self diagnosed ulcer problems, all food makes his tummy hurt.
>EATS FROZEN BURRITOS AND FASTFOOD LEFTOVERS EVERY DAY
>tries making 'homemade' food, which consisted of frozen breaded chicken tenders with rice tossed in "stir fry sauce"
>gets sick, goes home.

Everyone else:
>gluten intolerance
>no dairy
>allergic to oranges, watermelon, pineapple
>diet consists of pill buffets and frozen dinners

What is it that makes them do this? Is it the attention they crave? Most of the entire population does not have allergies or intolerances, when they feel 'sick' ITS A FUCKING SIDE EFFECT FROM FOOD

YOU EAT FOOD
STOMACH DIGESTS
SHIT HAPPENS

FUCK

>>5624743
>cinnominy

http://youtu.be/NLSCXRnjMGk
>not watching a superior cooking video of cuteness
Stay pleb, plebians.

>lives in Alaska
>filet of fish is close to $5
Slap in the face.

>tfw misfire because flabbergasted

>poo bacteria on the carts~
Well who the fuck cares? Do you nasty fucks actually go to touch your face and put your fingers in your mouth after you've touched the handles? There's probably more poo bacteria on your cell phones and doorknob handles. And god forbid if you leave your toothbrush in the vicinity near your toilet.
http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/fecal-matter-on-toothbrush.htm
You're surrounded by feces, accept it.
And the expiration dates, the recycling of food, and the mislabeled meats are the least of your worries if the damn health inspector is overlooking the dirty meat grinders and meat slicers in the deli department. Because unlike everything else, that bullshit can actually make you sick.