/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>ask for large coffee with 3 shots of espresso
>neither brewed coffee nor espresso drinks are on the menu anymore
>"we dont have any coffee brewed, you want a pourover??"
>"yeah sure"
>"you want some room for cream and sugar?"
>"no, all black please"
>"do you want any syrup shots?"
>"no"
>15 minutes later, they hand it to me
>"maaaan i don't know how you can drink it like that!"
literally every other drink they made in that 15 minute period was pastel colored iced tea or a white looking blended frappe thing with zero coffee in it

Why do people pretend to like coffee?

what do you usually order at starbucks?

pic related

friendly reminder that this is what the american coffee-drinking public considers to be "coffee" in 2017.
Most coffee beverages sold in the US are not brewed coffee, they are "specialty beverages" like a vanilla fellapuchino pictures here.