/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15065260
Literally thought the thumbnail was a view from above, looking down onbblack people taking a shower.
>Protip: the black is their hair.

>>14732179
>I sincerely hope you will die from cancer or horrible slow and painful death also hope your mother or father will die crushed by a truck.
*GASPS*

>>14725199
i haven't gotten laid since quarantine started in like spring

>>12625524
>i cant moderate drinking with other people around

Alright dude

>>12094405

>>11887748

Britbong here. Used to be a fan of KFC but for a while now they've slowly gone down the drain, not only in-terms of quality but quantity. Everything is so bland and the chicken is slimy.

Shame, the ''big daddy'' or whatever meal it was was decadent.

>just bought a stand mixer
>eagerly made a starter dough, then started kneading the whole thing together
>realize it's past midnight and I can't go to bed until it's proofed and baked
Life is suffering.

>>8193328
/thread

>>8176428
Why would it correct bbq to bbw?

I knew you loved dem big black women brah. Dem fat tittied gorrilla girls. Dem silverback sarah silvermans. Dem chocolate double x chromasome'd chicas. Dem Droopy dark damsels. Dem flabby funky she-monkeys. Dem hefty harambe harlots. Dem Bloated Brown Babes.

I knew it man.

>>7680367

>can of haggis

Motherfucker what?

>mfw the arbys guy doesnt give me arbys sauce

>2015
>eating fish

>>5464172
>mfw wisconsin and every gas station has curds

>>5449502
Once. I'll tell the story.

>be me
>grade 10
>i go to the biggest school in my city (over 2000 kids)
>our cafeteria is literally the size of a gymnasium
>it's the last week of grade 10
>my buddy decides he's gonna throw his old rotten sandwich that died in his plastic ziploc bag on the way to school, at the weird-looking asian kid about 3 tables away
>itsgametime.jpg
>my buddy finally stands up after 5 mins
>yells "KAMIKAZE!!!!" and whips the sandwich at this kid's laptop, sandwich going everywhere over his laptop
>my buddy just laughs as he watches the asian kid get frustrated as there's bits of sandwich all over his laptop
>but this asian kid wasn't fucking around
>not even 15 seconds later, I see the asian kid pull a GIANT ball of wasabi from his lunch kit
>the asian kid just whips his ball of wasabi maybe 105 miles an hour at my buddy's face, he threw the ball of wasabi like a fucking major league baseball player
>my buddy just screams in pain, because some of it got in his eyes
>all the asian kid's friends are just pissing themselves laughing
>fuckthis.jpg
>i take a fucking apple from my bag
>whip it as hard as I can at the asian kid's fat friend
>it hits him in the kidney, and he goes down as it hits him
>WAR.jpg
>"FOOD FIGHT!!!!!" my buddy yells
>the entire school is in on it in a matter of seconds
>maybe 500 kids are now throwing food at each other
>but my clan and the asian clan were going hard against each other
>asians are just throwing countless weird food items at us; rice, chicken, egg rolls, etc.
>we retaliate with good old american food items like hot dogs and burgers
>the food fight goes on for maybe 15-20 mins overall
>then the principal walks into the cafeteria, along with some FUCKING POLICE OFFICERS and just screamed "STOP!!!!!" at the top of his lungs
>the cafeteria is now completely dead from silence
>the principal's face is bright red from anger
>never seen anyone, especially a principal, so mad in my entire life
>mfw

>>5429578
The trick is to put in both.

>>5259883
>ever eating capers

>>4250169
Bah! It's like sriracha, right?