/ck/ - Food & Cooking

What are the best sites to get recipes that are actually good?

>>10426782
They're out of hand, aren't they? I went as that Jester once as a kid, that one in your pic.
>>10424115
>need some general hygiene shit and proton bars
>hop in the whip and on my way to the store
>arrive and there's no one in the store, not even a cashier or stock person
>get the heebie jeebies
>walk around looking for someone
>dead silence
>sprinklers activate
>hear slide doors on other side of store open
>heebie praise jebuz
>can't leave without these donuts, these donuts ain't gonna eat themselves
>grab the donuts and head to the nearest help desk
>see a bunch of dead corpses lying behind the help desk
>jester is on the tv smiling at me
>the corpses rise from the dead
>it's a necromancer jester
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>whip out my laser battle axe
>my shoes start to light up like classic sketchers and my shield aura activates coating me in a nigh impenetrable field of energy
>battle through corpses of dead, fat Americans like a zombie apocalypse to the jester's final battleground
>turns out he can fly
>he flies away and shits on my head like a bird
fucking jesters can be pretty dangerous as well guise, be careful out there. don't skimp on your mounts and flying gear

>being catholic
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Pizza, beer, donuts, and a side of chicken wangz.

I actually want to be a special forces agent for the CIA or another private intelligence agency some day, but I'm scared that this little incident with a bullshit counselor that happened years ago might actually exist by the time I try to join the military, or might be found by the time I'm out. And I fucking hate knowing I have to lie on my recruitment papers for anything more than smoking weed

Why do they like mint so much? Is it because in their girl brains the mint flavor in candy means the calories don't count? What other girl observations or questions do you have? Don't be shy, /ck/. You do talk to girls, don't you?