/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5920632
>roommate makes a pound of bacon for himself last night at 1am
>go to inspect the kitchen this morning to see the damage
>he uses kraft single cheeses and leaves the wrappers scattered on the stove top and floor
>grease spatters and melted cheese on the stove top as per usual
>see "clean" dishes
>"Oh well at least he did his dish-"
>notice layer of grease on the bottoms of all my plates
>he literally only scrubbed off the tops of them with cold water
>had to redo them
>went outside for fresh air
>he's been dumping his hot cooking grease outside onto the lawn in front of our porch
>the grass looks sad

>go back upstairs
>roommate left his door open
>it reeks, clothes everywhere, hasn't been vacuumed in two months
>my plates are scattered in his room
>my GOOD plates
>go to grab one of my rice bowls
>there's a rotten apple decaying in it
>notice another plate
>it's the leftover chicken carcass that he tried to fry last week...
>eventually he'll do a "dish dump" and take the 10 items of dishes he has out of his room and plop them into the sink
>typically expects me to get so fed up with them being there that I'll do them

Usually now if I find any food scraps/wrappers that he's been too lazy to clean I toss it in his room. He doesn't notice, since it's so filthy and smelly in there.
I did the same thing with his shaving stubble that he left all over the bathroom.