/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19475291
>>19475281
>love a good california obsession thread mixed with bragging and spamming men
>how many times are you going to post this thread?

>>14503827
Zoomer cannot put on mass
Onions protein gives him gas
Goes to the gym,
>he lifts for girls
In the squat rack he does curls
Zoomette gym thots ignore wimps
No matter how hard he simps
Boomer's swole, on TRT
He walks in, and Zoomer REEES
Zoomette stares at Boomer's arms
Completely captured my his charms
Big and strong, built like a hero
From chugging whey and monster zero
Because of this Zoomer frets
Seething in between his sets
Boomer's mad, his patiece thin
Asks zoomer if he can work in
Zoomer cries NO, with a scream and a shout
Wrong answer - Boomer knocks him out

>>12317947
that's m'boy. Gotta get that protein in