/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I used to work in stroke rehab and kitchen stuff was a big part of it. Started out with something as simple as brewing a pot of coffee but eventually moved on to baking bread and such.

Jack, please. You should know this by now.

>>11130010
That looks pretty good, especially if it's Jack. I haven't watched the video yet, though.

>>11130020
I used to work in stroke rehab and I don't think I ever had a patient who smelled burnt toast. Not saying it doesn't happen but it's definitely not as common as some folk think.

>>11130217
Stroke symptoms vary based on severity and location. You might just suddenly start slurring your speech or you might feel faint. You might also lose all control of one or both sides of your body, and bowels, or you might just fucking drop dead.
The stuff to watch out for is the slurred speech, talking gibberish, or paralysis or paresthesia. If the stroke is more severe than just those symptoms you will know for sure anyway. Stroke awareness is about spotting the "mild" ones and acting on them.

>>11130221
Probably an aneurysm if it gave him a headache. Stroke is either aneurysm, where a blood vessel bursts, or ischemic, which is a blood clot. The symptoms are almost exactly the same but the treatments obviously aren't (you don't want to give blood thinners to someone with a burst blood vessel in the brain after all.)
Sorry about your dad, anon.

>>10941030
And it will stay useless if he just lets it hang like that instead of incorporating it manually, pardon the expression.
I already told him that in the comments of the announcement video.
But I guess Jack will be Jack. Which is of course also why he decided to avoid further strokes by going "keto" rather than cutting out the bacon and red meat like he's supposed to.

His face isn't very lopsided, interestingly enough.

I hate the man's cooking but I would never wish harm on him because of it.
Good reminder to educate yourself on stroke awareness, folks. It doesn't only happen to fat people who eat bacon all the time either, so keep your eyes open, yeah?

>>9768440
Where are you, anon? I will send help.

>>9640372
Sarcasm really doesn't work in text, eh?
I'm an RN and I used to work in neuro-rehab. I'm well aware that being a fat slob was more of a factor than the caffeine, man. Come on.

>>9640378
It's almost as if he's a fucking idiot.