/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>7483542

rery rice.

>>7483698
>a human finger

wot? details.

>>5098336

>obligatory.

>>5072892

I'm no hipstard but as a world traveler and longtime enjoyer or Campari, I look forward to Negroni's being in. Maybe we can finally begin to move away from the redbull and vodka culture.

Still, I have trouble for some reason order a negroni from a black bartender.

Where the fuck am I? And what the fuck am I doing here thread

>Friend signs me up for fraternal organization (think elks, moose, eagles, kiwanis)
>comes with a free steak dinner

>Free steak dinner finally comes around
>go
>youngest person in there by 30 years
>get invitied to sit with old old couple and a man in his 70's
>order steak "medium"
meanwhile they all get their food like 15 minutes before me.
>older man puts no less than 12 packets of butter on his baked potato
>looks at me as says "my doctor disagrees but I'm a big fan of butter"
>no fucking shit... oh you don't say?
>my steak finally comes
>shit is not medium, nor is it medium rare which I can still handle. No, its fucking blue.
>could send it back but at this point I know I'm going for a "second" dinner anyway.
>eat a few bites and my potato and the green beans with the little almond slivers, cause that shit is rad, yo.
>thank them, leave, go for real food.