/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11293575
>Crack eggs into cold barely buttered pan
>anon it always sticks i dont get it

>burn the fuck out of food
>"Anon I left it filled with hot water and soap to soak it (avoid responsibility)"

>dinner is ready
>frozen brick of pork in crockpot all day, with BBQ sauce added at the end for a 'meal'.

I dunno the basics for all the shit my family does wrong can be summarized by them not wanting to learn, putting for zero effort, and always having to be right about everything.

"I prefer my hardboiled eggs with grey yolks, that's the best."
"I love chicken dry as fuck, it just tastes the best."
"I love burned french toast."
And don't get me started on their cooking.
>I never add salt
>Ick this is too spicy (in response to sucking pablano pepper)
>Yea nah, I can't do ANY seafood.
>I dunno why you parboil potatoes before frying them, I like them with some bite

>>9473294
I slit my wrist open with a box cutter on memorial day weekend, on my third day of work at a grocery store. That was before I knew how to cook. Never hurt at all because the blade was sharp.

Havent cut myself in the kitchen, just harsh burns from the heated metal pulling shit out of the broiler.

>>9474457
>>9474435
reminds me of the shredded hand that got eaten in a grinder

>>9084020
I thought this was a picture of a rooster

This board is really suffering from underagers

>>9038038

ive had everything from my own free honey to the mad honey of the black sea regions. and trust me, just get some raw comb and it'll taste like that, plus its cheaper