/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12469267
I asked for ketchup on my dog when I was in Chicago last year and the clerk insulted me and made me the target of laughter of the surrounding people. I waited patiently as he prepared the dog, then as he reached out to hand me the food I turned around and walked away.
Windy city shitters are the worst.

>eating a chili cheese dog with mustard and onions
>have some ketchup handy
>remember /ck/'s warning but decide to try it anyway
>it was like the clouds parted and God himself sprinkled mana from heaven on my tongue
>mind=blown
Chicongo BTFO.
hot dog association BTFO
/ck/ BTFO
Do yankees know ANYTHING about good food? Don't believe the lies boys, ketchup on a hot dog is delicious when paired with proper all-american toppings.

P.S. please do not post poverty 'hot dogs' in my thread like that trash from chile with the mayo and guacamole or anything with white toppings of any kind other than onions

>visit Chicago for university trip
>we decide to get hot dogs after a day of shopping because apparently they are world famous
>ask where the ketchup is and the cart vendor makes a big deal about how it ruins the hot dog and that no true Chicago hot dog vendor stocks ketchup
>can hear him make rude comments about me to other customers about muh ketchup
Holy shit, it's a tube of cow lips and anuses with some spices.
There is no sanctity in this meat you pretentious fuckwits.
Fuck Chicago in the ass.

>>8883361
dont ever go to Chicago with that attitude.

Mustard compliments meat.

Ketchup is salty and vinegary and everything that shouldn't be with a hot dog.

do load up on onion relish and a pickle though.

>visit Chicago for university trip
>we decide to get hot dogs after a day of shopping because apparently they are world famous
>ask where the ketchup is and the cart vendor makes a big deal about how it ruins the hot dog and that no true Chicago hot dog vendor stocks ketchup
>can hear him make rude comments about me to other customers about muh ketchup
Holy shit, it's a tube of cow lips and anuses with some spices.
There is no sanctity in this meat you pretentious fuckwits.
Fuck Chicago in the ass.