/ck/ - Food & Cooking

this dude in here posting pictures of food in Styrofoam containers and calling himself king

>>14434957
they suck

>>11810494
>nearly 2020
>not using your mouth as a vacuum to hoover food directly without utensils.

I hope your retarded ass chokes on food in a lonely kitchen with nobody to help you.

Jerky making is an art form. You either take it seriously or don't even bother getting into it. What is undoubtedly true is that the number one priority in jerky making is the quality of the meat. Usual plebs use beef or pork. Not many know that there's an abundant supply of free, higher quality meat in nearly all cities in the world. People call these weird places "playgrounds." You know you're at a "playground" if you see weird colored objects that seemingly serve no particular or utilitarian purpose in the otherwise grey hunting environment of the city. It turns out that pet owners take their little animals to these places, letting them roam free. Now, if it were a boar, and someone let it loose, you'd be allowed to capture it, no? The boar isn't branded, so you couldn't have known, right?

Anyway, the usual bait should include candy or colorful toys, like Spongebob or pokemon (yellow is preferred -- children are magnetically drawn towards that shit). After you captured your game, just take it home, and prepare it like you would your beef jerky. I only once had a problem with the previous owner of the kids. He called some weird park rangers in blue and badges who check if I had my child hunting permit okay or not.

According to US law, they can't do shit to you after you brought game home. It's yours and you earned it.