/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Only the purest know.

I absolutely can't be fucked to cook tonight and I need to run some chores in town just before dinner anyways so it's either going to be KFC or Captain D's. Keep in mind that both are run by urbans. Dubs decides.

>>16028365
>Mcdonald's is only acceptable because it takes 60 seconds to buy and goes into nuclear meltdown if not consumed within 10 minutes.
>I'm gonna pay triple the price so I can have mcdonald's that was made 30 minutes ago.

It has nothing to do with income, as many foods like sushi or a cold Italian sub are perfectly fine eating an hour after it's made, but anyone paying extra for old mcdonald's is literally retarded. You're the equivalent of the faggot college student buying a taco 12 pack from taco bell that's microwaving tacos for 3 days and thinking they taste good. Palate of an inbred toddler.

>>16000666
>1 minute and 2 seconds to respond, with no 4chan pass, meaning a captcha is involved.
>Literally spamming refresh for an internet fight

Oh, sweaty

>>15941161
That's playing into their horseshit community game though. Best to simply slam their cart out of the way while staring at them and thinking deeply about slowly slicing off their breasts and roasting them over a low fire to render the tit fat and harden the flesh into a makeshift bowl before drinking the fresh hot tit fat from your newly fashioned tit bowl. Creeping them out isn't enough. The goal is to make the cunt karen put their house up for sale the following day.

>>15924163
>Just use protection and the ass worms are fine

>>15851000
I'm edging to your childs feet right now. Full on throbbing and ready to burst a good 20 foot load. Give me some advice. Should I aim for the blanket to not wake them? Or do you think the warm spray might tickle them and I'd get a nice giggle?

>>15831468
>Gobbling bait

>>15817909
>Little medium

Zoomers that can't be bothered with second grade punctuation like a comma are the end game of humanity. Prove me wrong. That simple bastardisation is directly responsible for the failure of language.

Failure to recognize language=destruction of thought process=apes.

>>15753049
Bob Garner from Michigan out-of-doors was a legend. Comfy as fuck watching fishing and hunting when I couldn't be bothered to do it myself.