/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10931767
>>10932792
I like how these two posts have basically derailed the thread

As someone who is both a big fat (by human standards, mind you - not 4chan standards) gourmand who still successfully bangs multiple hot girls allow me to talk about food's relationship to hooking up with a girl the first time

There is an almost universal process girls go through to want to fuck you. First they have to notice you at all and kitchen stores / grocery stores have lots of women in them. Then they need to be "drawn" to you assuming you're a beta at heart like I am. Women find knowledgeable people interesting as long as you stay approachable and if you're able to kindle a spark, she might come over to your place.

I won't try to explain the spark, but this is where it gets to the subject of the actual food to prepare in hopes of scoring with her. It needs to be light because nobody likes fucking full of pasta. Think appetizers but ABOVE ALL, alcohol. In fact, if there's a tl;dr here it's to make light food that pairs well with her favorite alcoholic drink or if she hasn't got one, some girly one.