/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>sister found the giblets

>hamburger
>doesn't have ham

>>9195833
>immediately go to another empty bagging area and act like nothing happened

>>3849607
>sodium causes heart attacks in people that over saturate their diet with sodium

>>3712840
>Also they usually have problems with portions (holy fuck you think you can eat that much?)

I love it when people say this to me. It's how I know it's time to unleash the Bulldozer inside.

>be a little 5'7", 130 pound shit
>visiting extended family last year
>eating at a steakhouse
>they're picking up the tab so I decide to be polite and not get something expensive
>"No, get whatever you want" aunt assures me
>really, it's fine, I'll just
>"Get whatever you want. You don't seem to eat that much anyway"
>It begins
>I like steak (like, really) so I order the biggest porterhouse they've got
>Thing comes and it's enormous; aunt chuckles that it barely looks like it would fit inside me
>Tear into it like the Red Army and level it
>She appears to think that I'm done
>is_this_nigga_serious
>Proceed to the baked potato and vegetable sides
>Raze them completely
>waiter returns and takes the plates
>aunt: "well, that was unexpected, but I guess you're-"
>her face when I order dessert