/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>be you
>prehistoric hunter/gatherer
>creeping along the coast in hopes of finding something to club and drag back to the cave
>sabertooth deer sounds good right about now
>several hours go by with no luck
>starting to grow discouraged and definitely hungry
>suddenly, out of the corner of your eye, see something vaguely resembling food
>it's a fucking seabug
>club it, drizzle ugug juice over it, and eat it
Fuck the guy who first ate a shrimp. Giant aquatic bugs are not fit for human consumption.