/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>feel like something sweet
>nothing sweet in the house as usual
>find sugar cubes
>feel fat as fuck, whatever
>eat them one by one while browsing the internet
>taste a bitter taste in mouth
>look in box
>dead ants everywhere
>spit out sugar I was eating
>mfw crushed ants in it

>>5180239
>Deviled Eggs
>Eggs boiled till green
>Can't even into basic deviled eggs

Disgusting.

So /ck/, I've got a funny (not really) story from earlier today. It was nice out and we were having some relatives over, so I decided to bust out the grill for some good times. Unfortuneately, my aunt was among one of the people visiting.

>Set up table with salads/condiments/other stuff
>Mix up some awesome burgers and start grilling them
>Ask if anyone would like cheese
>Everyone (including aunt) says yes
>Burgers are finished
>Set them out on table
>Aunt slaps burger together and takes one bite
>Has disgusted look on her face
>Removes top half of bun, throws it out, takes fork, and scrapes off all the cheese
>Grabs new bun, rips half of it off and uses that
>I'm a little weirded out by that, but okay
>Decides she wants "condiments"
>Grabs bottle of italian salad dressing
>wtf.mp4
>I ask her if she's sure she wants to do that
>She says "YEAH I LIKE IT IT'S TASTY"
>Puts it on and takes a bite
>Looks at bottle of dressing
>She sees that "parmesan cheese" is one of the ingredients
>Makes the worst face I have ever seen
>Like literally, she looks like she wants to vomit
>Grabs plate of food and goes inside house
>She actually takes the goddamn burger out of the buns and RINSES IT OFF
>Finishes eating it
>Says she would have preferred if I didn't use so many "spices and other stuff" when I made food
>I literally just put onions/garlic/salt in it

She is the worst person. Absolutely. When cooking, she thinks adding a fuckton of whatever is on the spice rack constitutes good cooking. I remember one time she brought over her "famous" broccoli and chicken dish. The chicken was almost burnt and covered in the singed remains of what I can only assume was once healthy plant life, and the seasonings she put on the broccoli included: ginger, cayenne pepper, onion powder, garlic powder, and fucking OREGANO. I'm not a picky eater by any means, but eating that shit almost had me heaving.

>Mfw I saw her washing the burger

How do you properly fry bananas?
I don't have any good frying tools, all I have is a pan and a few pots.

Is it better to fry them in slices or just the whole bananas?

>>4109921
I lol'd at the thought of a store clerk furtively watching to see who took the last crumpled, battered roast

well i just went to the dollar store and got two loaves of sliced white bread,
bologne,
cheese slices
half a gallon of milk

now i am slavsquatting in front of my laptop on the floor in a blanket with the toaster plugged in right here slowly making toasted sandwiches and consuming them, occasionally pouring a mug of milk and mixing in some old honey i had in the cabinet

its actually pretty cool, comfy and studying

Don't flip it

I was going to make a hummus and turkey sandwich, and I didn't have any lunchmeat, so I fried up some bacon.