/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17992507
>shitdick.jpg

I once accidentally moved my water when it was low at a fancy restaurant right as a young teenage water filler was walking by. She interpreted this as I needed my water filled. The rest of the night she came by and obsessively filled my glass of water.

My mom didn't bother learning to cook until I moved out. As a result I learned to use the stove when I was 5. The only time anyone made food for me was when I went to my grandma's house.

Late to the thread guys, but fuck me there's a hell of a lot of angry projection going on here. /ck/ used to be pretty chill

>Chlorinated chicken

>Those bland dry abominations
>Not Krimpets or Twinkies
>Not even Honey Buns
I have no words to describe how terrible I think your taste in snacks is.

>>10480284
You're doing better than me. You have females in your life

>>10218457
you spelled muslim wrong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gL9KFnKfusA hail the bog

>>9629180
Who else could it be but that faggot Anon?

>>9413835
>if i browse 4chan i go straight to /ck/ and basically torture myself.
Don't you have hobbies that aren't food? If that's the case go to /wsg/ or something.

>>8650032
>15 minutes

>>8639141
>IMG_2539.jpg

>>8631503
>IMG_1325.png

>>8145128
>cream

>>7795053
>I'll have this with fries but I have a severe allergy to a thing
>Our fryer oil is contaminated with the thing and changed weekly so we can't serve fries to you
>Oh nevermind lol just don't let it touch my food

The worst kind of people

>bring to the boil
>heat through
>fry off

>>7518393
>We also use fahrenheit instead of Celsius. But due to having smaller units makes it more accurate.
>having smaller units makes it more accurate.
>more accurate

Really nigger

>>7217986

In the summer, when I'm working a lot, I typically have 5-6 beers in a shift, come home and have 3 or 4 more and then passout from exhaustion and do it again the next day.

It hasn't effected me at all, or I just have a perpetual hangover.

>>7180021
>morning prep
>fucking 5:30 am grabbing onions from dry storage
>open the box
>small swarm of flies comes out


>grab onions
>carry on with day

>>7047067

>mfw a customer actually used this on a pint I poured
>CAMRA member

die

>>6772369
>"I have a problem with how other people enjoy their food"

>>5649419

Hotdogs aren't poorfag food.

Sacks of dried beans and large sacks of rice are poorfag food.

If you can afford hot dogs at their current price, you are not poor. You might be on hand me out welfare, but you are not poor.

>mfw most fake-poor people in the US have never needed to cook bean and rice stews before because they aren't really starving or poor...

>mfw when I come from a financially well off family, and had to pay my own way through college and ate bean and rice stew because I really was poor

>mfw when no financial assistance available to me because I was white

>especially mfw when I didn't complain, because there's nothing wrong with bean and rice stew

I wish people wouldn't claim they're poor when they aren't.