/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Arby's customers are so fucking stupid that Arby's decided to call their BLT sandwich a "Bacon BLT". This will make sure that the common Arby's patron (who also makes $20,000 per year on average) knows that the sandwich they are ordering has bacon on it, even though it is in the god damn name of the sandwich.

Another fun fact about the average Arby's customer: No higher than 10 grade education. Arby's is also the most requested reward food in American prisons.

>December 2006
>Poway, CA
>Rolberto's taco shop
>want something different, ask for my cali burrito to be WET
>brought to table with guac and sour cream on it
>this is not what WET means
>on lunch break, dont have time to fuck with a replacement
>eat it up, yum
>get back to work, boss says we can have xmas eve off
>get home
>feel kinda sick, take nyquil and hope for a long deep sleep so i can wake up xmas eve and get blackout drunk with bros
>gets worse
>run to bathroom
>sit on toilet, grab garbage can
>both ends explode like an outdoor faucet
>continues 3 or 4 more times
>all my roommates are back home with senpai
>violently sick and also under the influence of nyquil
>drive myself to albertsons and get pedialyte, ginger ale and saltines
>spend all night pissing out of my ass and mouth
>finally able to go to bed
>eat nothing christmas eve
>wake up christmas day and have a half pedialyte, half ginger ale drink
>manage to eat 1 sleeve of crackers throughout the day

merry christmas senpai

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>Dominos