/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>get paid
>spend my entire paycheck that night on drink
>blacked out by 10pm
>woke up the next morning covered in vomit
>with a bill for a taxi cleaning
>and a fat chick in my bed
>in my parents house
>who I woke up at 4am arguing with the dog

not gonna live this one down for a while.
they took my key off me.