/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Hello Philip Morris International!
*opens pack of cigarettes*
I didn't know YOU posted on 4chan.
*pulls out a smoke*
Wait... was that you who posted all of those cigarette threads?
*taps cigarette while waiting for a response*
Shame on you Phily!!! You know shilling tobacco is about as cool as smoking it!
*sets unlit cigarette down*
I'm gonna have to teach you a lesson you naughty little sissy! Get your smelly ass over here!
*grabs Philip Morris by the hips and lift the flap on their jammies*
I'm gonna spank your smelly naughty ass!
*WHACK! WHACK!! WHACK!!!*
Don't you try to run off now!
*WHACK! WHACK!! WHACK!!!*
This is what you get for shilling!
*WHACK! WHACK!! WHACK!!!*
Shilling.
*WHACK!*
Is.
*WHACK!!*
NAUGHTY.
*WHACK! WHACK!! WHACK!!!*
Wipe those tears off your face Phily! I'm not done with you!

>>10167145
>Worst of all it was $70
>$70
Christ...