/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Hello... I've had this thing for the last seven years and it's kind of becoming an issue now. Everytime I cook for someone it's as if I'm having sex with them while they consume it. I believe this is a strong sentiment shared with many cookers but softly said. I imagine my creation being the most intimate penetration and appendage that crawls down their throats, marinates in their stomach's before exiting their bottoms. I imagine if that was me, coming out of their rears as does happen when one consumes food. I've been starting to feed my room mate and he loves my food, the walls are thin as this apartment is low rent but it just makes me more aroused, I can hear him empty my servings, I can literally hear my cooking deject. I've began too make him food in which I induce constipation by using protein concentrate and I listen to him push for thirty minutes a night and that throttles me to the edge; from my cooking. How do I stop this? Thank you.

>>9988833
There's this great Chinese place that only successfully delivers to me once every other order but when it arrives it is delicious...