/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10412717
I swear by my lord and saviour Jesus Christ that your sinful ways will not go unpunished. God sent diabetes as a plague to destroy the Americans who bastardize our pizza, much like he sent AIDS as a plague for homosexuals and Africans. If you sin against his creation, then you are in league with Satan. The pizza is inherently the creation of god, for it came out of Italy, and thus must remain according to the Italian style. All pizzas which squander the original telos or genus locus of the Italian style of pizza, have violated the natural order of the Lord. Italian immigration was a mistake, you Americans should have lynched more of us so that you would never get your hands on our pizza recipe. Had Hitler won in WWII, we'd all be having Neapolitan style pizza 24/7, and none of us would be diseased or hungry from it. Even the lowest tier of nigger is more attracted to the cheesy monstrosity that is American pizza, thus proving its base inferiority. Sushi pizza is honorary aryan tier, though. But that is besides the point. Now, we didn't spend all our time shoving kebabs up arab asses, just to have kebab meat put on our pizzas by you Amerimutt fiends. Although I suppose with how much you're used to sucking off Israel, that you're used to the flavour of circumcised semitic cock. If only your pizzas weren't 56% cheese and lard, maybe your citizens wouldn't also be. The health of a nation is a direct reflection of the health of its pizzerias. Did your nonnas teach you nothing? Were you not hit hard enough with the wooden spoon of tradition and virtue? Did you just glut yourself on the foodJew's poisonous concoctions? Have some fucking shame. I bet you slice your pizza as symmetrically as you slice your fucking borders, pal. Hail Stromboli.